The Hays for Senate Committee (HFSC) would like to introduce our newest team member. Meet Herman Youngmorpher. His training all his life has prepared him to serve in the very important role of managing the protection detail for the wonderful and brilliant current mayor soon to be senator, Patrick H. Hays. Herman will also be coordinating and providing the music for Mayor Brilliant's campaign. Youngmorpher used to play in one of the bands that Trip (see earlier post) was involved with.
When asked about his plans for his job, Youngmorpher just smiled and said, "wait and see." We can hardly wait until this campaign kicks in for real.
Please email us at HaysForSenate@gmail.com if you would like to join our team. We are looking for all sorts of volunteers.
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