Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Our Security and Entertainment Director for the HFSC



The Hays for Senate Committee (HFSC) would like to introduce our newest team member. Meet Herman Youngmorpher. His training all his life has prepared him to serve in the very important role of managing the protection detail for the wonderful and brilliant current mayor soon to be senator, Patrick H. Hays. Herman will also be coordinating and providing the music for Mayor Brilliant's campaign. Youngmorpher used to play in one of the bands that Trip (see earlier post) was involved with.

When asked about his plans for his job, Youngmorpher just smiled and said, "wait and see." We can hardly wait until this campaign kicks in for real.

Please email us at HaysForSenate@gmail.com if you would like to join our team. We are looking for all sorts of volunteers.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Dumpster Brilliance from our Brilliant Mayor

NLR voids law on hiding trash bins


Alderman:‘We made a mistake’; most businesses refused to comply


(The red writing belongs to the Hays For Senate Committee)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

— North Little Rock aldermen admitted making a mistake in forcing businesses to screen their large garbage bins and voted Monday night to repeal the city law that had largely been ignored.

After listening for an hour to several irate business owners, aldermen voted 7-0, with one abstention, to repeal the city’s “Dumpster law.” About 120 people packed the council chambers for the meeting.

The requirement already had cost a handful of businesses thousands of dollars to meet, while the vast majority of businesses in the city refused to comply. Enough support gathered after the law went into effect Jan. 1 to lead a repeal effort.

“We made a mistake,” said Alderman Cary Gaines, who sponsored the original legislation last year and the repeal approved Monday. “I think it’s time to change it and try to repeal it.”

The fight could continue. Mayor Patrick Hays, who has veto authority, said last week that he wouldn’t support a total repeal of the law, only modifications to it. Hays said Monday night that he would not go against the near-unanimous vote of the City Council. God he is just so brilliant and decisive.

Alderman Charlie Hight passed on the vote. A package of amendments Hight offered failed to obtain a second from other aldermen.

Early in the meeting, Gaines said he would also offer an amendment to “grandfather in” existing garbage bins because he didn’t believe a full repeal would pass. As momentum grew from speakers at a public hearing during the meeting, the repeal gained favor and Gaines didn’t request an amendment.

Rob Callahan, a real estate company owner, told the aldermen, “There is no support at all” for the screening requirement.

“We keep moving forward with ways to tweak it just so somebody might dislike it a little less,” Callahan said, speaking about the possible amendments. “The only logical answer is to repeal this.”

The law required existing garbage bins to be screened so that they and any trash around them cannot be seen from a city street or a dwelling. New businesses would have had to meet stricter requirements regulating location and placement of garbage bins.

An amendment passed in November to exempt industrial areas from the new law was also repealed by Monday’s vote.

The council issued a moratorium on enforcement of the law in February, at Hays’ urging, once city officials realized there were too many noncomplying businesses to ticket.

The city didn’t do much better following its own rule, failing to screen a number of garbage bins used on city properties. Hays said Monday the city would follow whatever the City Council decreed. Why doesn't everyone just understand that the brilliant mayor is the law here and it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks or does? It's his way or the hi-way and that is the way it must be because he is so brilliant. We did pick up a rumor that Nobel Prize talk is begin to swirl around his name.

The City Council approved the law in January 2008 but gave almost a year for businesses to comply. However, many business owners complained that the requirement could cost $2,000 or more in some cases for each trash bin.

A small percentage of the city’s approximately 3,500 businesses complied, according to a city Code Enforcement estimates based on a survey of one of the city’s four wards in February. Gaines said that after talking with business owners, he believed the number of businesses in compliance was far less than that.

“This was simply a bad piece of legislation,” Alderman Murry Witcher said before the vote. “The ramifications were something we didn’t talk about or consider. We did a disservice to our business community.

“But, we do need some compliance,” he added. “We need to come back after some thought and establish some rules for our community.”

Thirteen speakers spoke against the law, with several chastising the city for what some said hit while the nation is in a recession. Three times Hays asked the crowd to quiet down after speakers were applauded. People had better start paying attention to exactly what this brilliant man says. He'll go off on their asses if they ain't careful. And he will soon have a security man with him at all times. HFSC

“I’m looking at $21,000, because I’ve got seven Dumpsters,” said Dennis Toland, an apartment complex owner. “We’re just hanging on in hard, hard economic times.”

Another business owner said $3,000 would be “a month’s profit” in his business, while another said he had spent more than $2,900 to screen his garbage bin that he was told still wasn’t done properly.

Speaking for many of his members, North Little Rock Chamber of Commerce President Terry Hartwick asked the council to repeal the law, calling it an action “against our businesses right now.” We should thank our stars this Hartwick guy couldn't keep it in his pants twenty years ago and was chasing that little cheerleader all over the place. If it hadn't been for that, our brilliant and unbelievably beautiful PHH might not have become the forever mayor in my beloved birthplace.

Wayne Rathbun of Waste Management of Arkansas, which picks up businesses’ garbage bins, said the company had lost six customers this year because of the new city law. The city’s beautification effort had wrongly caused hardship to many businesses, including his company, he said. My grandaughter loves the green recycle bins that we are paying for every month. She uses it for her cat's litter box.

“I’m very disappointed in my hometown because my business has been attacked,” Rathbun said. “You cannot legislate taste.” Mr. Rathbun, you can't have back your campaign contributions to the mayor and Joe Smith just because of this. That would make you an indian-giver.

After the vote, Hays thanked the crowd, but also offered a civics lesson. And if they are wise, they will listen to every damn word this brilliant politician and politically brilliant individual utters. Oh my god, he is so smart and such a good orator and such a handsome young thing too.

“If we had had this kind of input a year ago,” Hays said, “I don’t think we all would be sitting here now.” Oh my god. This was such a dramatic moment for me. When this brilliant man opens his mouth and talks, I just can barely contain my giddiness. I just can't wait until he knocks ole Blank Lincoln off her high horse.

Arkansas, Pages 7, 9 on 04/14/2009

Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Hays For Senate Committee had our first meeting last night

The HFSC (Hays for Senate Committee) met for our organizational meeting last night at the Wyndham Hotel. That's me in the center and my son. We were relaxing after the intense meeting we held discussing strategy for putting our hero, the Honorable Mayor Patrick Henry Hays, in Warshington where he belongs. To join up in the movement, email me at HaysForSenate@gmail.com! See you soon. Come back often for scheduleing.

Just Another Example of THE MAYOR'S Brilliance

OTUS THE HEAD CAT: City readies unmanned plane to patrol Burns Park airspace

Saturday, April 18, 2009

 — Dear Otus,

As a retired Navy flier, I was fascinated by the story in the paper last week about North Little Rock Police Department’s new $78,000 remote-controlled helicopter. I know I’ll sleep better at night knowing that bird is patrolling the skies.

But I thought I read where Mayor Hays had plans to purchase a surplus unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) to patrol city parks. Whatever became of that?

- Cmdr. Pete Mitchell USN (Ret.), North Little RockDear Pete,

You remember correctly. North Little Rock bought the surplus Predator in January from the 432nd Air Expeditionary Wing at Creech Air Force Base in Nevada. It was a steal at only $9.52 million since the cost per unit (CPU) for a new Predator system runs about $30 million.

But wait, there’s more.

The Air Force includes a computer-packed Ground Control Station Vehicle (GCSV), which is a nicely tricked-out T-series GMC van with desert camo, four state-of-the-art Saitek X52 flight control system joysticks and around the clock tech support from the manufacturer, General Atomics Aeronautical Systems.

The city is saved big bucks by using the C-band line-ofsight data link and not having to fund the PPSL (Predator Primary Satellite Link). Also, the city won’t require the two AGM-114 Hellfire missiles that usually come with the aircraft. They cost $68,000 apiece.

Mayor Hays thought the missiles would be overkill for Burns Park patrol, even with unruly soccer mobs.

For those who may believe such an aircraft is a frivolous expense in these tough economic times, the mayor has asked them to consider that had the Predator been patrolling high above Riverfront Park during the dark early hours of March 26 when the Salty Parrot was sunk by unknown miscreants (he suspects saboteurs from Little Rock’s River Market District), the city would not be out the $2,487 it’s costing to refloat and repair the historic party bargeand karaoke bar.

But wait, there’s more.

As an added economic bonus, North Little Rock’s Predator system will employ local youth as Parks & Recreation personnel. It was determined that the only qualified civilian operators of the aircraft were members of the North Little Rock High School West Campus Video Gamer Club, the Charging Wildcat Avatars.

Each club member is proficient in Microsoft FlightSim X or FS2004, with merit badges in the FSX UAV Predator Add-on ($34.95).

Initially, the 17 juniors, 11 seniors and nine sophomores will be hired by the city to man the Predator from a “command bunker” (a small unused hangar) at North Little Rock Airport. They are currently in training, flying the Predator over Camp Robinson after school and on weekends and hoping to be ready for the big unveiling May 22 during Riverfest 2009.

The plan is for the Predator to fly low upriver during the Willie Nelson concert. Willie will coordinate by singing his hit song “Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground” from 1980’s Honeysuckle Rose. Bring your camera.

The Predator, which has been christened the Savannah Lou II, is not yet on public display, but was seen by hundreds of thousands when it appeared at Little Rock Air Force Base during the open house last October. Mayor Hays noticed the small “For Sale” sign on the craft and at first thought it was a joke.

Not so. It turns out that this veteran UAV (serial No. 94-555) entered service in 1995 and saw action in Operation Nomad Vigil in Bosnia and Serbia.

The Predator comes with a Multi-spectral Targeting System, a color nose camera, a variableaperture TV camera for daytime, and a variable aperture infrared camera for low light/night.

There is also a digitally enhanced catadioptric telephoto lens that can read the Titleist name on a golf ball at 1,500 feet and a 600 million candlepower spotlight that could light up Dickey-Stephens Park enough to allow them to play ball.

For those concerned about privacy, the cameras will only be looking for scofflaws. Otherwise, the Predator, which can loiter for 11 hours on five gallons of ethanol, will cruise at 2,500 feet. At that height, you won’t even be able to hear the engine.

Until next time, Kalaka reminds you that the mayor plans to use the plane to ensure the fun remains in Funland.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

The Sister Cities

THE MAYOR is so smart it hurts my head to even think about how lucky we are to have him at the helm of our lovely burg. He's just the most insightful and diplomatic person I've ever been around. And what a great orator!!! My God, can that man make a good speech. He once made me cry when he was waxing so eloquently about one of his grandchildren and how he helped change their diapers! Now let me hear Mark Stodola talk about that.

Below are all of the sister cities NLR has. Can't you just see THE MAYOR's thinking on this? He gets to travel to many exciting places as our emissary to their countries.

HAYS FOR SENATE. Put Blanche in her rightful place. In a rocking chair on her porch!



Haskovo, Bulgaria

Klang, Malaysia

Trondheim, Norway

Yerevan, Armenia

Tsetserleg, Mongolia

Kafountine, Senegal

Villeta, Paraguay

Sisimiut, Greenland

Yoboki, Djibouti

Novokuznetsk, Russia

Blowhard, Australia

Dildo, Canada